davestrider:

little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous 

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

richardspeightjunior:

I just remembered, my mums middle name is Hella.

lord-butttouch:

I SAT HERE FOR LIKE TEN FUCKING MINUTES WAITING IT FOR TO LOAD & IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME IM SO PISSED

(Source: handsthatthieve)

grumpysalmon:

bewbin:

how to acceptably keep up a tree in February 

How come this person’s selfies are so frequently on my dashboard? Who is this? What does he want from me

(Source: bewbin)

4000tacobells:

I’ve got the strangest feeling someone is gonna kick my ass.

laugh-your-butt-off:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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(Source: moistpits)

m4kara:

how does that even work

(Source: sights-lights-stars-jars)

kuueater:

kuueater:

oh you can just fuck right off

THIS FUCKING STUPID POST THAT IS STILL GETTING NOTES ALL THE TIME IS LIKE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE

kuueater:

kuueater:

oh you can just fuck right off

THIS FUCKING STUPID POST THAT IS STILL GETTING NOTES ALL THE TIME IS LIKE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE

australiansanta:

if an iguana smokes weed is it called a mariguana

(Source: australiansanta)

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

plasticbagvevo:

only 2014 kids will remember this

(Source: plasticbagvevo)

stupidstagram:

ppl who are sad on valentines day make ME sad ..buy your own chocolate… drink a whol bottle of wine ..slap ur own ass..  .live